Hi, babe... The boss told me to take the afternoon off... It's a slow day for appointments. So what do you have going on after lunch time?

I do love being in a city where breaking randomly into song on the subway isn't out of the ordinary.

Okay, girls! It's time for y'all to help me get the show on the road with arranging Kurt's bachelorette party! The wedding's only six weeks away, and the parties have gotta be strictly two weeks before (according to Kurt) in case anyone gets alcohol poisoning, shaved, dyed or pierced.

Gotta get some ideas all up in this place!

HELL NO are you taking him out drinking tonight!