Dude, you should seriously audition for Grease! I know you laughed me off when I suggested it, but I'm telling you, they're looking for something new in the role of Danny. You would be brilliant.

HELL NO are you taking him out drinking tonight!

Hi, babe... The boss told me to take the afternoon off... It's a slow day for appointments. So what do you have going on after lunch time?

Honey, it's seriously taking every ounce of strength I have not to be a weepy mess all over this school. I'm going to be one of those embarrassing dads, I just know it.

Hey, babe... I just wanted to say be safe out there tonight... And if you run into any drunk smartasses with mohawks, let somebody else put the cuffs on 'em. ;)